Sunday, December 25, 2011

Christmas ...Austin style

Managed to swing a few hours of family time with The Battalion for a little Christmas light viewing a family tradition which is gaining momentum! As you may or may not know Austin prides it's self on being weird, I don't know about all that, I've been here along time so whats weird to some isn't to others, if you catch my drift! Anyway here are some pics, phone pics of the holiday season Austin style!

Hook em!



Recycling actually KICKS Ass sometimes!



Nothing says Christmas like a 20 foot aluminum dragon!


"O Christmas Skull, o Christmas Skull"


Trippy Madonna n child boarding on the macabre...Bravo!



My kids are in the blue haze somewhere!


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
from Tank and The BATTALION!!

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Monday, December 19, 2011

Moebius

Ruling it!
Look him up...sheer genius...meantime enjoy.

Nothing more to be said but KICK ASS!












Ode to Stan Lee as well...






Tank over.

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Happy B-day JC!

No not the Christmas JC...
but evidence that there is a higher being, a higher being with really, really great taste!!

KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


... it's so good, once it hits your lips, its so good ...



Speechless...





Oh wait I was blogging or....






some...thing...oh yea get it together man! Tank....!


Jennifer Connelly is 41 today!
Need I say more?

Yea I'm still smitten after all these years!

XoxoO!
Tank







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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Pearl Harbor

I began this blog over a year ago and much has changed in that short time and ironically time is what has changed most. Time to surf the web,time just thinking and observing the world...I have very little time to devote to ESG and even less to myself but such is the path I've chosen. I'm a busy father and husband and wouldn't change a thing in my life except to have more time!

Still much remains the same including the way I see history...Dec . 7, 1941 is slowing becoming just another date in history class, trivial, distant, the start of a war fought by other people...yet it was not that long ago.
My parent's generation is alive and well, still very lucid and aware, they remember clear as a bell what transpired that day, what damage hate and politics can concoct when left to over boil, let us not forget lest we suffer the same fate and lose a generation of young men and women to the savagery of war.

Here is last years post...

L.R.A.
Tank


http://eternalsummersglow.blogspot.com/2010/12/date-which-will-live-in-infamy.html


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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Rollin Dirty

Somewhere along the way the young bred of jock have become enamored with old iron.Kick Ass! So I guess all the rappers ...ummm , err raping about their old Chevies made an semi-positive impression, which is totally awesome with me but has this young breed ever rolled a car on stock rims!?!
NO!


YES!


Ndamukong Suh is football playa he's a badass 6'4" and weighing in at 310!

Homeboys arms are bigger than my legs, man!


How young blood fits into a 70 Chevelle is a question for physics and ergo engineers! It cannot be easy I've driven a couple of gen 2 Chevelles and they are tight even for normal size peeps!
Proof!


Anyway so N-kong is cooling his massive heels while he serves a two game suspension for stepping on some other big dude during a game..."bad Suh, bad!"


Take that whitey!
So since he had time to kill he went out west to kill, no strike that he ain't like that. He's a stand up dude he reserves his violent outburst for on the field and his killing,he hires out!

Anyways so he's out trolling fo hos or dudes or god knows what and lost control of his Chebby!


FAIL!

I can state for a fact that if Mr. Suh was on the 15 x 7 he probably would have had better control of his 70 SS Chevelle!
No!


Yes!


Them Dubs may look tight in the magazines or gangsta leaning 'round da hood but when you wanna Smoke Em in front of the throngs of gawking civilians it's fat, wide and low to the ground that'll get you home not da chrome baby!
Let me analogize a lil'....
Do you pick up a hot chick and immediately take her to the nearest plastic surgery to inflate her rack? No. She is specifically engineered to perform a specific way, to handle as the engineer in the sky has dictated don't trivial with it!
High end models!



Ok gratuitus yes but a stiring example no?

The equally brainy dudes in Detroit did the same with your classic Chevy do not trivial wit it either!

Live and learn young uns and do us all a favor quit screwing up old kickass cars they don't make them anymore!

Tank "unsolicited advisor to the over payed and trend hypnotized star athlete"...OUT!








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Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!

From the Battalion!

Remember when an eye,nose 'n mouth constituted a jack o lantern!


Me and the Tankettes did this kitty per directions... Pretty cool!

Let's Party!


These cats look like The Spinal Tap of the 70s Cult scene!

Check this...Posted at the local "legal" robbers place of bidness...


May your goblins be merry and you're pumpkin be blight.

Count Tank-u-la
Out.

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Friday, October 14, 2011

Conan

Never saw the new film...heard it blows, but still love the Barbarian!



Check this shirt I bought!!!!!



Schenker in all his awesomeness
Sooo high/lowlight of this summer, no goddamn rain! And dryer was broke most of the summer so spent many a hot hot dry night drying clothes while the family slept! They have an ancient "Tekken" machine at our local laundry mat that almost made it worth hanging with the late night laundry mat mojados, semi homeless freaks n big mommas with their snotty kids out too late! I ruled as one of the chicks!!! This Americanized Chinese sticker warns parents to be leary of what their kids play! This must have been during the Tipper Gore PMRC days! Imagine what those idiots must think of lil Wayne,grand theft auto or Call of Duty!!!!!


...if you've gone... come back to ESG... if you stayed sorry for the lack of posts...I'll do better!


The Tank.

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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Queen of the night...

Princess of the Dark...


I've always been enamored with the idea of the Witch, La Bruja!

I'm not talking about someone's neo-hippie-poser sister in white face burning incense talking about the Green man,mother goddess and lesbos,(although more research should probably be done on my part on this area so as not to be ignorant)...no I speak more of the idea of the Lady of the woods in league with Satan for reasons unknown, selfish and cunning.


We know now that for the most part witch persecutions and the mass killing of women (wise or ummm otherwise...) was the new religion in towns way of eliminating the competition and err smoking out the last remnants of pagan practices.


I don't mean to dwell on the ways n means, the social/cultural battles over the hearts and minds of the people and their faith how the subjugated were/are forced to give up all that they believe under the threat of death!! Nope this blog is about Kick Ass things like hot looking evil chicks conjuring demons to fornicate with! Sex majic ( with a "J")! Herbs n potions!


Black cats and cottages deep in the woods where shadows dance with flames and smoke tangles in the trees, owls call out to the orange moon and darkness pulls up a chair to snuggle with the lady in black, the country girl..chicks Dio wrote about!



Pop culture too has always been enthralled with the idea,not quite to the extent of the Vampire but close..Bewitched, Charmed countless novels, The Wizard of Oz, etc.

This cover probably has allot to do with my love of evil looking women!


Elizabeth Montgomery not evil looking not at all, but bewitching.. oh hell yea!!!and a Buick too!
What's not to like!?KICK ASS!!!


Anne Rice delved head on into the subject after the vampire chronicles even melding the wacky Mayfair clan into the wacky Chronicles world. Anyway I like the whole witch thang always have always will. I could have played Darren too.. The straight one, not the gay one!
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Oh and of couse ESG would not be complete with out some Frank!

The Sea Witch...


Warrior stopped in his tracks. Boobs have that kinda power!


Borris can draw too! One of my faves!


Tank " not here to change to world, just make it kick ass a little more" out

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Institutionalized!

"I went to your schools!"
"I went to your churches!"
"I went to your institutional
learning facilities!"

"Institutionalized"
Suicidal Tendencies 1983

In my opinion the album that made hardcore accessible to many metal-heads. A landmark album, smart, tight, crisp, culturally relevant, it still sounds KickAss! Mr.666 and I saw them in a warehouse in the desert for like a $6 cover and all the keg beer you could drink must have been '86? Dudes were skating plywood right in front of the stage and the mosh pit kicked up so much dust we hacked for a week... Good times!


On my recent sojourn home I drove around a bit and took some pictures of the places that molded me. Places that set me on my way, where I learned the three R's and (double RR's). Learned rules, broke rules, fell in love, out of love, hated, fought, partied, got sick, passed, failed, achieved and eventually got the hell out of!

Schools today look like shopping malls! Well lit with breezeways and food court style cafeterias; you can have pudding without eating your meat, hell you can get Sushi or browse the salad bar! Library's that make most public libraries seem like a Goodwill.

Their facades inviting, like Macy's or a fancy hotel with manicured landscapes. Teachers with Love and Logic, positive reinforcement, no dark sarcasm in these classrooms! I wont even start on the sports facilities,suffice it to say Jerry Jones would be envious! You get the point.

So as I drove around my old stomping grounds, I of course was drawn to my old schools and hangouts, some have changed, hell some are gone. The Dairy Cup has been gone since the early 90s! Others are just like they were..

My first taste of institutional learning was at St. Joseph's Catholic Elementary! An ancient red brick building made with narrow halls, wooded floors, plaster, stucco and granite! I only went for kindergarten but wore the white button down and navy pants, girls in the pleated plaid skirts and white blouses, just like The Wall or a strip club near you. Nuns were sweet kind women
(they are only cruel if you're a standup comedian) my teacher wasn't a nun at all but a lovely young women, the second women I ever loved, after my mom.

Here is St. Joes in authoritative repose, built to last. Looks like a no bs kinda place hu?


Next on my list was Crockett Elementary were I spent 8 glorious years! I walked two whole blocks up hill both ways! I was one of a handfull of kids who did not speak spanish and the first few weeks were sketchy but kids roll with chit and so it wasnt long that I had a dedicated posse of fellow Longhorns. The main bldg. remains unchanged as if in a vacuum or time capsule, a monument to the 1920s, austere ,serious yellowish brick with gothic archways of smooth white granite like concrete, a place to learn, plain and simple.
Sadly much has changed on the outside, there are virtually no trees in the park directly across from the once tiny staff parking lot. And the fields of gravel where I once had flag football and wiffleball glory are covered in asphalt and yellow strips.... The b-ball courts remain the same though. I honed my ball skills for hours on blacktop so hot it literally melted your Chuck Taylor soles and burnt your feet, but so deep was my addiction to "the sport of the streets" and the only "shooting, stealing and running" I ever did was on those courts.
I often played to nightfall until my old man would come looking for me with a flash light!


This is as close as I could get to the front, a summertime lock down is in place mustn't have the empty lot used during the summer when not a soul is around! Jeez.

Last but certainly not least Austin H.S. were I took my skills. The first time I ever shot a basketball indoors was my freshmen year!
Glass backboards, level wood floor (the varsity gym had this freaky rubber floor)! I thought I'd reached the big time, but seems I wasn't the only ball player in central EP and I had to make the team the old fashion way by killing free throws! See for me one of the great things about basketball is it can be a solo game almost therapeutic, sinking jump shot after jump shot, free-throw after free-throw. Thinking and shooting, muscle memory in action. I had a routine were I wouldn't leave the court until I sank ten free throws in a row this paid off and got me a spot on the team! Anyway like all of us HS had it trials and tribulations mostly it was easy, my cavalier attitude and heavy use of err organic substances helped me avoid any awkward John Hughes moments. Besides I had Led Zeppelin, Judas Priest and Black Sabbath,along with a steady girl and friends made HS fairly fun, not glory days or any crap like that but bearable. The changes at AHS are remarkable but the tower and front archway remains unchanged it seems to say leave happiness and fun at the door this shit is serious! It was and wasn't, is and isn't.


I may have learned even more valuable life lessons in this alley,it is right across from school but light years from her reach, a literal stones throw from my Grandmother's house but a comet's journey away from family...Things better left unsaid but unforgotten.


So schools may look different today and most weren't built before WW2 but one thing that hasn't changed is that summer ends, school begins...doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyways...

The "obscure reference-a-nator" Tank
Out!
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

You CAN go home again...

I had an opportunity to go back to where I grew up, back to the E.P. (El Paso, Tx)...with the three Fs awaiting my arrival, family, friends and food! My stay was brief but my mind and body took in much!

Reminders of the easy childhood, the sheer luck of an adventurous,rebellious teenager and finally the restless young adult that yearned to break the bonds of familiarity and set out to be the man I am today are still everywhere. A dichotomy existence within the city that embeds itself within anyone who has spent time there. A mellow and restlessness, a calm but anxiousness! Perhaps it's the high altitude or the urban legend about lithium in the water causing a feeling of calm. But there's an almost tangible tension too, I don't know I want to say a sense of apprehension. This easy and yet restlessness stay with me during my entire stay! Why I had to leave the safety and sanctuary of my home town almost 20 years ago was reenforced, why it was so hard to leave and the homesickness I eventually got over also reawakened! This was not the first trip back the EP nor will it be the last but in my short stay it may have been the most thought provoking. Change can be glacier like in Sun City, for every new bldg. or Wall-f'n-greens, a home with the 4th or 5th generation of a family living in it has not changed appearance since the 40s! More dichotomy more ying and yang, it rained one night, I had to travel 600 miles to the high desert to see my first significant rainfall in 5 months!

El Paso is well known for it's Mexican food I love it, it's what I grew up on but one non-Mex EP favorite can stand toe to toe with any pizza on the planet! The House of Pizza is run by a Greek American has been in operation since the mid seventies and has been on my family's table ever since! Both my sisters worked there in high school same bldg. same pizza, awesome!

Truly heavenly pizza! Funny how the Guadalupe does not seem out of place in EP... Anywhere else there would be a pissed somebody! Anyway...where was I .. Oh yea... Pizza so good you'll have visions! The pizza is immaculate ! I could go on and on...





Alas H o P was closed as they are every year in July, so the owner and family can recharge.. in where else Greece! I settled for Casa pizza, a family spin off and comparably good pizza! If HoP is virgin and visions then Casa is ummm..Ganesha and disappearing milk!





Note the pachyderm-deity appears to be spreading sauce on a pizza! Very interesting!






Like any central EP boy I was also raised on a steady diet of Kiki's; what once was a bar that dabbled in food transformed into a very well respected and nationally recognized dinning establishment that serves beer! Great tex-Mex! Sublime Salsa you could not serve in Austin or Dallas is so hot but so damn good! O crap I want a plate of renenos and enchiladas right now!!!! Real rellenos made with hatch long greens filled with asadero cheese and lightly breaded! No meat or cheddar or the dull and incorrect plobano pepper used so often east of Ft Stockton!
Before...





About 15 minutes, two Tecates and a Corona later!






Turns out this was just the warm up! An hour later and I was sitting in front of a home made plate of another mexican fav...

Chicharones mmmm spicy hot soft and tender with world class rice and beans!





Courtesy of Mr. 666's better half Ms. Eve La Evil ! Talk about the package, the franchise! She cooks, takes care of the hellions and most of all takes care of my brother!





Evil and tats way before every lame ass wannabe saw Miami ink and made em cliche!
Here is the mans stable of Riches..these are road warriors note the Orange and Marshall cabinets! Serious is as serious does!





Long live the True Metal King and his Queen!
Thanks for the hospitality! Jams, catching up and beer till 4 in the morning for 3 straight week day nights! That's El Paso in da summertime!





Hey hey look at the A! It rained soon after, the smell after rain in the desert mountains is like nowhere else! A torrent of memories floods the mind when it rains...memories of distant summer rains, little league, drum practice, slurpees , space invaders, Physical Graffiti, Masters of Reality, Highway to Hell and Killers! Skateboarding, my purple schwin with metal flake banana seat and mini ape hangers! My firsts..first Camaro, first doobies, first beers and first kisses...it is that powerful. I jumped these stairs on my skateboard one summer they're like 5 feet high! I fell right off on the landing, must have been about 12! Still I was the king of the 7-11 stairs for about a week until Ernie jumped and stuck the landing he was always a monster skater!
That cheesy rail wasn't there back thirty some years ago...






A trip back home would not be complete without The mother's milk EP fast foods ( drum roll)...
Chico's Tacos!!! If you don't get it you don't get it, it's ok you had to have grown up on em..ditched fourth period to walk all the way to the nearest location or crammed 10 people into someones car to make it back before lunch was over! 1 in the morning buzzing hard the ultimate drunk food or post concert munchies, mad dogging with the vatos drooling over your girl or are they staring at your double order with extra cheese!?! "Que trice whey get your own fucker!"
The way too loud jukebox playing Vicente Fernandez one minute, then not loud enough jukebox playing "Rock you like a Hurricane" or "Wang Go Tango" the next!
What is it? Well it ain't taco bell, it's a rolled taco or flauta filled with a ground meat of sorts with a piping hot purée of tomato based liquid, chiles and spices poured over them (3 is a single order,6 a double) topped with copious amounts of finely shredded cheese (most say leftover govt. cheese) it melts on contact transforming the taco and liquid into a thick cheesy paper boat of awesomeness that words fail to, fail to...oh shit they fail damn it! Put some of the signature jalapeño salsa on em and you are straight living man this is last meal shit,death row would be worth it just to tell "the man" "I want two double orders with extra cheese, fries and an orange fanta..." You'd die in peace!





No "before shot" cuz I dove right in! Mr 666 y la familia went one night it was like old times! So you see EP is were I learned to love live and eat! Still got a big soft spot for her! It's still home yet still the place I had leave in order to see what was over the mountain!

El Tank out.

p.s. Found a treasure of magazines at my moms house, Cream, Hit Parader, Circus...late 70s early 80s I swear every cover is Priest or Blondie! We'll be bringing those to ESG soon!

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