Friday, May 10, 2013

Death

I work in a place where death roams the halls from time to time and when he's in the house no one is safe! We had a rash of folks not walking out the door the other night...it's weird it kinda works like that...patterns can be seen even after a few weeks on the job, I've been there years! On these nights when death is near you can sense it, i can't explain, but the vibe is so much different....not kick ass but inevitable for us all, what is kick ass is the the countless depictions of death in art through out time!


























Tank out...not over!
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Friday, May 3, 2013

Jeff Hanneman R.I.P.

I can get wordy sometimes but not much to say other than another hero of my younger days has passed away. I was able to see Slayer three or four times the last being in Dallas. Jeff will be sorely missed! His music lives on!





Tank, out...


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Monday, April 22, 2013

1+MotoGP=13@free MCShow

So the race track no one wanted just south of town held its second, and by all accounts,very successful event, Moto Gp, this is the F1 for Motorcycles.
I love motorcycles but alas lack a grasp of the racing of them.

GP does involve hot girls holding umbrellas..that I can get a grasp of!


Don't get me wrong had I been given tickets I'd have been there but like all things at the new multi-billion facility it was very expense especially for a stay at home dad! Having said all that, there was a free MC show downtown in it's honor,so I loaded up lil Panzer and went to check it out, did not disappoint world class restorations, tributes, a Bonneville Salt flats time trial knucklehead and virtually all of Evel Knievel's stuff!!!!!


What an awesome surprise! Evel's bikes, capes,helmets, freakin rocket!





Rocket was so much smaller than I imagined the dudes was the ballsiest m.f.er ever!


Indian Chief


Bultaco, check those leather safety straps on the forks!


Impressive collection of Brits











Not the exalted Vincent Black Lighting, but the Black Shadow '52


It should say "please" stop! What a brilliant display of English mechanical prowess..art as function, functional art..


An early knucklehead set up for the salt! Just so badass I walked around this thing for 20 minutes!


Tank...it's free it's me..out!

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

70s Chopper Craze was Crazy

The KISS craze wuz nutso too!











These putos would sell their mom's to make a buck! Endorse anything....


Saturday morning was not immune...I actually remember this it wasn't on long maybe a year or two when I was quite young,"Wheelly and the Chopper Bunch"!



The little dude was "putt-putt" if memory serves I suppose I could look it up but nah...


Easy Rider opened the doors in the 70s,much like Discovery Channel did in the '00s...








Ape hangers have always Kicked Ass!








This dude is just badass! Check them boots!!



TANK....chopped...out!

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Sunday, March 31, 2013

Lucky 13: Metal Girls

                            Metal Kicks Ass...Girls Kick Ass...together they KICK ASS! Pretty easy to get into my Metal Girl category all one needs is a bullet belt,spiked leather,white face,tats,band patch or tat (I can't read).. or any combination there in, so with out further ado ESG's random pics of Metal Chicks mostly all stolen from other sites!



              Morticia on steroids! (tats)


           
            Sad girls are easy...its a fact look it up! ( bullet belt)

          This chick looks confident perhaps she's in a band ( Venom shirt, Bullet Belt, Spiked Wrists)


          hmmm i think she meets all requirements at one time! devil- tongue is bonus!



          yep metal girl does she look recently chocked? thats another Blog all together!

      So this chick is my fav, despite lacking everything that our criteria calls for she has three very metal things going for her...Slayer shirt ( she appreciates the classics) Correct devil horn position( left handed too) and lastly that Tongue is impossibly long! I mean look at that thing! She can clean out her belly button with that sucker!

         
       Photo Shop is funny this chick is probably a model but that's cool she fits right in...


       Frankly I pined over weather this is chick is worthy, but the Morbid Angel patch gets her in!


            Again probably a model or in a band Im thinking band she looks sorta familiar anyway she's hot and I can't for the love of Beelzebub read that shirt!


       Cute chick patched up with a bunch of bands I can't read....except Ozzy...


           Zero hits in the criteria....but how hot is this chick! Look at that hair! And Goats with read crucifixes on their face! That is Metal!



This is commitment to the ultimate degree! Venom "Black Metal" back piece! Are you kidding me!
                           This chick is more metal than Cronos and Mantas put together!


Tank Out.......
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