Tuesday, August 2, 2011

You CAN go home again...

I had an opportunity to go back to where I grew up, back to the E.P. (El Paso, Tx)...with the three Fs awaiting my arrival, family, friends and food! My stay was brief but my mind and body took in much!

Reminders of the easy childhood, the sheer luck of an adventurous,rebellious teenager and finally the restless young adult that yearned to break the bonds of familiarity and set out to be the man I am today are still everywhere. A dichotomy existence within the city that embeds itself within anyone who has spent time there. A mellow and restlessness, a calm but anxiousness! Perhaps it's the high altitude or the urban legend about lithium in the water causing a feeling of calm. But there's an almost tangible tension too, I don't know I want to say a sense of apprehension. This easy and yet restlessness stay with me during my entire stay! Why I had to leave the safety and sanctuary of my home town almost 20 years ago was reenforced, why it was so hard to leave and the homesickness I eventually got over also reawakened! This was not the first trip back the EP nor will it be the last but in my short stay it may have been the most thought provoking. Change can be glacier like in Sun City, for every new bldg. or Wall-f'n-greens, a home with the 4th or 5th generation of a family living in it has not changed appearance since the 40s! More dichotomy more ying and yang, it rained one night, I had to travel 600 miles to the high desert to see my first significant rainfall in 5 months!

El Paso is well known for it's Mexican food I love it, it's what I grew up on but one non-Mex EP favorite can stand toe to toe with any pizza on the planet! The House of Pizza is run by a Greek American has been in operation since the mid seventies and has been on my family's table ever since! Both my sisters worked there in high school same bldg. same pizza, awesome!

Truly heavenly pizza! Funny how the Guadalupe does not seem out of place in EP... Anywhere else there would be a pissed somebody! Anyway...where was I .. Oh yea... Pizza so good you'll have visions! The pizza is immaculate ! I could go on and on...





Alas H o P was closed as they are every year in July, so the owner and family can recharge.. in where else Greece! I settled for Casa pizza, a family spin off and comparably good pizza! If HoP is virgin and visions then Casa is ummm..Ganesha and disappearing milk!





Note the pachyderm-deity appears to be spreading sauce on a pizza! Very interesting!






Like any central EP boy I was also raised on a steady diet of Kiki's; what once was a bar that dabbled in food transformed into a very well respected and nationally recognized dinning establishment that serves beer! Great tex-Mex! Sublime Salsa you could not serve in Austin or Dallas is so hot but so damn good! O crap I want a plate of renenos and enchiladas right now!!!! Real rellenos made with hatch long greens filled with asadero cheese and lightly breaded! No meat or cheddar or the dull and incorrect plobano pepper used so often east of Ft Stockton!
Before...





About 15 minutes, two Tecates and a Corona later!






Turns out this was just the warm up! An hour later and I was sitting in front of a home made plate of another mexican fav...

Chicharones mmmm spicy hot soft and tender with world class rice and beans!





Courtesy of Mr. 666's better half Ms. Eve La Evil ! Talk about the package, the franchise! She cooks, takes care of the hellions and most of all takes care of my brother!





Evil and tats way before every lame ass wannabe saw Miami ink and made em cliche!
Here is the mans stable of Riches..these are road warriors note the Orange and Marshall cabinets! Serious is as serious does!





Long live the True Metal King and his Queen!
Thanks for the hospitality! Jams, catching up and beer till 4 in the morning for 3 straight week day nights! That's El Paso in da summertime!





Hey hey look at the A! It rained soon after, the smell after rain in the desert mountains is like nowhere else! A torrent of memories floods the mind when it rains...memories of distant summer rains, little league, drum practice, slurpees , space invaders, Physical Graffiti, Masters of Reality, Highway to Hell and Killers! Skateboarding, my purple schwin with metal flake banana seat and mini ape hangers! My firsts..first Camaro, first doobies, first beers and first kisses...it is that powerful. I jumped these stairs on my skateboard one summer they're like 5 feet high! I fell right off on the landing, must have been about 12! Still I was the king of the 7-11 stairs for about a week until Ernie jumped and stuck the landing he was always a monster skater!
That cheesy rail wasn't there back thirty some years ago...






A trip back home would not be complete without The mother's milk EP fast foods ( drum roll)...
Chico's Tacos!!! If you don't get it you don't get it, it's ok you had to have grown up on em..ditched fourth period to walk all the way to the nearest location or crammed 10 people into someones car to make it back before lunch was over! 1 in the morning buzzing hard the ultimate drunk food or post concert munchies, mad dogging with the vatos drooling over your girl or are they staring at your double order with extra cheese!?! "Que trice whey get your own fucker!"
The way too loud jukebox playing Vicente Fernandez one minute, then not loud enough jukebox playing "Rock you like a Hurricane" or "Wang Go Tango" the next!
What is it? Well it ain't taco bell, it's a rolled taco or flauta filled with a ground meat of sorts with a piping hot purée of tomato based liquid, chiles and spices poured over them (3 is a single order,6 a double) topped with copious amounts of finely shredded cheese (most say leftover govt. cheese) it melts on contact transforming the taco and liquid into a thick cheesy paper boat of awesomeness that words fail to, fail to...oh shit they fail damn it! Put some of the signature jalapeño salsa on em and you are straight living man this is last meal shit,death row would be worth it just to tell "the man" "I want two double orders with extra cheese, fries and an orange fanta..." You'd die in peace!





No "before shot" cuz I dove right in! Mr 666 y la familia went one night it was like old times! So you see EP is were I learned to love live and eat! Still got a big soft spot for her! It's still home yet still the place I had leave in order to see what was over the mountain!

El Tank out.

p.s. Found a treasure of magazines at my moms house, Cream, Hit Parader, Circus...late 70s early 80s I swear every cover is Priest or Blondie! We'll be bringing those to ESG soon!

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Saturday, July 16, 2011

Kicking it....

So things get a little crazy, life becomes a cycle of work , sleep repeat. We can lose sense of self, family and even time.

Summer's Eternal Glow seems to be fading...then you catch a break, a chance is taken and life is shoehorned back into perspective! What can have such a dramatic affect as to alter one's entire outlook on life and it's entire meaning!?!

A whole bunch of different shit!...

...but for me it was a simple yet seldom used adjective-proper-noun, a word that can conjure images! One half of the word,in my mind,offers images of little girls dressed in Victorian dresses chasing fairies along the Thames!
"Mary come now darling and drink your tea"!

I guess we can blame King for the creepy factor in Victorian era twins! Well that and the fact that they are damn creepy!
Proof!


But the other part of the word can bring much darker images maybe blood soaked sheets in a run down brothel in Whitechapel...
Dang!


Dude invented Overkill!!
Still technically unsolved, the puto would have been busted in an hour with today's forensics. Imagine the physical evidence left behind.

But the two words together combine to create only one image...a highball filled with tomato juice , vodka , olive , cherry tomato and a less than desirable celery stalk! Yes the one thing that pulled summer from the brink of bummer is none other than..."Bloody Mary"!

Highball by Solo..but did the trick!


I've had a few along the road to middle age usually a whim, a guaranteed hangover cure with a breakfast of migas or chorizo and eggs! But on this occasion it was poolside at a fairly swanky staycation site in San Antonio.

Mrs. Tank too felt as though our summer was wasting away. Now don't get me wrong, we've taken the kids swimming allot, checked out a couple of "family" films, done our best to make memories, but nothing vacationey. So a destination was found a couple of days off coincided and next thing you know I'm poolside, it's early like noon ( real early for me)!

Yeah it's that big!


Waitress ask if she can get me anything... Nah I'm good, had lunch,was feeling good, but then I overhear the old dude a few pool chairs away answer the same question I was asked, and like a pro-drinker without hesitation he says, "Bloody Mary". "Damn that sounds good! " "Should I it's probably a 8 dollar glass of v8.." "Ill wait", then the words we all want our hear from the at home supervisor. "Go for it" I did. It came. I sipped, I crunched and chugged and all that is good flooded back.. I had two more!

Tank cannot live by BMs alone howz about a couple of complementary DosXXezz!


So there you have it. Life is not a cycle of work/sleep repeat. It's a cycle of fun/ family and the occasional 8 dollar drink poolside! Work cuz you have to but don't forget to live while your at it!

Tanned Tank out!
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

" I must study politics and war...

... that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain."
-- John Adams

While we still study war and politics we study it as a pre-rec to the other pursuits of modern learning. US history 1, you plod through John Smith and the pilgrims, view the decline of relations with the mother country and finally as rare a feat as ever has happened in the existence of mankind happens! Strong willed men and women with much to lose and only a glimpse of an unclear future to fight and die for, that they did what they did?! Stand up to the empire of Britain at the height of her power, is simply beyond comprehension!


John Adams


General George Washington


Join or Die was originally published by Ben Franklin in get this...1754! The seeds were sown way back for revolt. And here we are at 235 years young truly a beacon of light, the symbol of freedom and liberty, not perfect but huddled masses have been lined up to come here since before '76 so we must be doing something right!

Happy Birthday United States of America! Long may you live...



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Friday, July 1, 2011

Today's jeopardy category

Hodgepodge:

Driving around...err not driving on mopac how people do it every day is beyond my limited comprehension!




Good to know Metal dudes still work the docks like I did for almost 20 years! ( just under "is our")..

In Round Rock...moving very slow..



This dude is infringing on my Tank moniker! I should sue for his sweet-ass ride!

Just cause I love Pans and the GOP sticker for my rightwing big brother is a nice touch!



Chicks are kool, the old # 1 logo was when "the factory" had integrity, class and stood for something other than $$$! Ironically this is when AMF was in charge.Do not get me started!


just thinking out loud...

Keep your eye out as you go about your business may see something that makes you think the future is not as bleak as some make it out to be .. I mean in a world where Slayer is still written in dirt by the gloved hand of deft and quick thinking young man!
Things can't be that bad!!

Mi Ranfla...cuz I love her!




This most interesting man in the world rules! I prefer Tecate, but been know to put away a few doubles Xs too!




Tank, over.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Fantastic Frank!

My fanaticism with Frazetta goes back to boyhood...; calendars , posters,comics, Molly Hatchet, Nazareth, Conan paperbacks...

Even as a youngster I was blown away by the detail, the real, yet exaggerated muscles of the protagonist, the voluptuous women, either a victim of their womanly wares or empowered by them.

Frank had a way of capturing raw emotion and peoples imagination! His vision of Conan is thee imagine I carry in my mind for the Barbarian who would be King!

Here are some of my black and whites favs from the man...enjoy!



Errr, nice mmm cat.




Gandalf the Grey...doing the Misty Mt. Hop?




"killings my business and business is fine"




No quarter! Even if you is fine!




I think I saw this show in Juarez once...


Two for one at the whore store!

So as you can see Frank Frazetta is KickAss!! An America treasure whom was dismissed as a "comic book illustrator" by hipster know nothings who found Worhal to be genius because he colored over photos of dead people and copied soup can labels!!!!!

Damn allright let's let a drummer decide!
Ringo, Frank or Andy?



I don't know Tank I just play the drooms!




... why can't we just live in peace man... When I said a bird on me finger I meant a "bird" on me finger!

Tank, the art critic... Out.

ps images culled from a great site ... http://grantbridgestreet.blogspot.com/
Check it.

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Monday, June 27, 2011

Why were we surprised?

Let me preface by saying that Tank could care less about someones sexual orientation. I think it's nature wins in the nature vs nurture debate...even as little kids you could tell.. there was always that one dude who hung with the girls on the playground or in Middle School the chick that wore 501s n Harley shirt! Anyway if we had been a little more observant of the obvious we'd have seen that Rob Halford was gay! I love JP well the first 10 years or so of JP. Frankly I lost track somewhere around "Turbo"... Painkiller had "that drum intro" but thats about it. Seen them live many, many times! Hope to make the Epitaph gig in SA!
But if we had had u-tube back in the late 70s early 80s we would not have been surprised in the least when Rob "came-out"...before Hell Bent ,Rob n frankly all of JPs image was more Queen than Motörhead, less '68 Elvis more '76 Elton!

Proof!....














It would be kool to hang with either of these bands!
Rob was/is tight with both!















The King! Face it leather says screw you or f&#k me...or you-me&her....**or in Elvis's case you,me, her, her& them...thank you thank very much.






The Queen!
Elton rules! Not a metal look!
But "Sat. Nights Allright..." is Metal!















Wait, disregard I think Fred n Rob had the same tanner on Savile Row!...or was it in Greenwich Village!?!

Fred comes across as the F&#k me leather guy...














Sexual preference has a direct correlation w/ fashion sense...

Rob more the...Screw you type!

...yeah you third row, mullet n' handlebar 'stache!

"bath him and bring him to me..."















Pre-leather..via u tube...with the vastly overlooked Les Binks on drums!! White Heat , Red Hot ithink Japan'78!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA4-m81CzDY&feature=youtube_gdata_player



Painkiller! Scott Travis on drums an American too! Check Rob's guy liner! Always ahead of the curve!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-bVfDW96bg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

**Peter Steele reference by way of Rick James...anyway,er stay with me here RIP to both KickAss bass players!

..Peter was a ruler and died in April, '10 ...tribute coming soon!

Tank over n out!

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Sunday, June 26, 2011

New post

Still learning how to post via phone so my latest is actually two spots down.. Check it out!

Thang Tank


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